Pablo Francisco Quotes

Take a look at the complete list of Pablo Francisco's quotes, extracted from Pablo Francisco's stand up comedy shows and from comedian's stand up comedy DVDs. With an unique style of stand up comedy and funny impressions like Little Tortilla Boy, Pablo Francisco's video gave us some extremly funny quotes, that we all use once in a while. So, in order to get the exact quote you've searched for, check the list bellow, in which we've gathered to most representatives Pablo Francisco's quotes.

Jean-Claude Van Damme is back... in "The Same Crap You've Seen Over and Over and Over and Over"...

Doesn't it suck - nice body, ugly face? Doesn't that suck? It's like "I love spaghetti! But it's got shit on it!"

It's not R'n'B music you know. R'n'B music is always five black guys with no shirt. "Yeah, I'm horny, Yeah." They always singing how fine a girl is. "Girl you're fine. Lay you down fine." They always say smooth soft and silky in every song don't they then they put beats to it. "Girl you're smooth, you're soft, fine... silky"

(refering to the Friday the 13th movies) Those kids are so easy to kill, you could kill them with a cordless phone

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